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Thursday, February 14, 2002
Archives: 10/10/2001; 11/07/2001; 11/26/2001, 1/21/2001
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Top Story:
Researchers at the University of Missouri School of Medicine expressed shock yesterday at news that one of their own, renal physiologist Dr. Ronald Freeman, has been charged with eleven counts of hoarding illicit and unregistered body organs. Business:
Tim Geiger, former chairman of the medical school graduation planning magnate TIMRON was subpoenaed yesterday and will appear before The Honors Council on charges of deceiving the financially ignorant. Curriculum:
Three Hours of Pannus Retraction Inspires Medical Student to Become a Surgeon
Previously undecided M3, Niels Beck, found his calling Wednesday while observing the first surgery in his eight week rotation...
Editorial:
I swear, I will never do this again.
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Society:
Saturdayís Medical School Prom, the Aesculapian Ball, had concluded with its usual mix of excitement and controversy. Prom Committee President, Chris Ketcherside, said ìI really think that this prom was the best ever. The music was great, the drinks were great, and I think everyone had a really great time. It was great. Really great.î Profiles in Courage:
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Retiring Professor Nabbed For Organ
Hoarding
