Potential authors:

TheBeardedDean welcomes submissions.  However, in the spirit of humor and for the protection of authors' anonymity and fame/infamy, the editors of TheBeardedDean reserve the right to the following:

• We will remove any references to authorship
• We will remove/modify/improve any material deemed too offensive, distasteful, or unfunny
• We will not disseminate any articles we don't like
• We will add to this list as needed

Basically we can and will modify any article for any reason we want.  Although we try to respect personal efforts, it's our necks, not yours.  In case you're not aware, Web-authoring's a beotch, so if you wouldn't mind, the following guidelines make our job easier: 

1. Save your submissions as a one word, yet descriptive name. 
2. No underscores in or entire titles for filenames. 
3. When you finish typing your article in Microsoft Word, save it as a web page (it's an option on the pop-up save window). 

Do not put the pictures into the document yourself. Instead, email your web page submission and pictures separately along with any special instructions to the email address below. 

Thanks,

TheBeardedDean Editorial Staff

thebeardeddean@hotmail.com